Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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