i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
