I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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