SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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