It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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