two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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