I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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