Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
