Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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