i dont even know how to be here
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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