Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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