We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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