Already got asked if we're dating
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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