I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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