The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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