So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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