So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So squirting runs in the family.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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