I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
