I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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