this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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