I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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