As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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