Non-Jews are for practice
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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