My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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