so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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