guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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