You surviving the open bar?
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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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