I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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