Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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