it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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