I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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