Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
