I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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