just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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