She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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