She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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