Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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