small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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