she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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