I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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