Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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