I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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