If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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