apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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