So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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