I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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