..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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