Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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