I'm drive I can fine osifer
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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