she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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