New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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