yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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