considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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