Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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