i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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