He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My pussy is not your playground.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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