the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
