what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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